Dear Client

Thank you for your ITT
We’re really very pleased
To give our views on your issue,
Our workplan and our fees.

You want to solve the problem
Of ex-cons who re-offend.
Don’t worry we’ll add value
There’s no problem we can’t mend.
By the way how much do you have to spend?

Our team is ready and waiting
The best in all the land
Well at least they’ve done the training course
And a briefing’s being planned.

We’ve contacted our expert
Who we haven't seen for years
But she’s asking the same old questions
That we never liked to hear.

Why do we humans turn to crime?
And lie and steal and cheat?
Now solving that conundrum
Would really be a feat!

But if folks behaved rationally
There would be no problems at all
What would happen to jailers, police, probationers,
Consultants?
Well at least taxes would fall!

But sadly this is not to be
Our client has failed to see
The best team out is KPMG
So let’s get back to me! Me! me!