Dr Dr

Dr Dr help me please
I’m out of breath, I cannot breathe
My heart is beating really fast
I’m afraid each beat may be my last
My joints they ache, I’m black and blue
I can’t bend down to tie my shoe
And then there’s my problems with the loo.

I’m up at least 6 times a night
This constant pissing’s really shite
Half my teeth have fallen out
My big toe’s sore. Could it be gout?
My ear is really hurting me
My eyes they smart I cannot see.
Sometimes I cough so much it hurts
My food ends up all down my shirts
Dr Dr I’m so glum
The only working part’s my tongue.